[makes Jedi finger-wavy motions]
I am the only one of you who is
on-topic. Behold:
Spoiler
"A derail or derailer is a device used to prevent fouling of a track by unauthorized movements of trains or unattended rolling stock. It works (as the name suggests) by derailing the equipment as it rolls over or through the derail."
I am therefore inherently unable to be derailed.
Caution: repeated re-reading of the entirety of this post may cause infinite regress to occur. Symptoms include delayed-action humor, excessive laughter, insanity, and spontaneous naked singularity engulfing the occupant. Do not operate a motor vehicle, use firearms or vote in an election while under the influence of this post.
