I'm with you there. I'm not quite as old as Vorpal+5, but when I bought StarSector (it was advertised to me as StarFarer but by the time I bought it they had renamed it) it took me a week to grow enough fuzz on my face to call it a beard. Now I have more grey than brown in my beard like a dwarven thane and D-Mods on all my joints and half my internal organs. If you got Clamavi De Profundis to cover that one Warren Zevon song that the title is mostly cusswords that would near about be my theme song.
Cool stories, bro, any of them true?
I've been blown up more times than Kurt Russell, taken more baths in toxic chemicals than the Joker's entire love life, and fought more dangerous wildlife than your Monster Hunter character. I don't believe there's anything on four legs or zero in this entire state that can kill me if I see them coming, and that includes the imaginary beasts out of horror flicks. That said, I've been lottery-winning-twice-in-a-day lucky to have survived this long, sooner or later I'm going to jump off the tractor in the tall grass and land on the biggest rattlesnake in the county instead of five feet from it, or when I get run over by the tractor it's on hard red clay instead of soft swamp mud and I get ground to a pulp instead of just some badass bruises, or the next time I fall ten feet headfirst onto a big boulder I crack my skull open instead of just getting a cool scar, or the maestro of Monsanto plays its final solo on the tangled strings of what's left of my DNA, or, or, or...
I honestly believe it will take another 5-6 years before StarSector 1.0 comes out, and statistically, I'm not going to live to see it. Regular humans get threescore and ten, I read that in a book somewhere a long time ago, but Florida Mans are old if they get to 40, and I passed that years ago. I don't hold it against Alex, he's got his vision and he doesn't want to compromise it. How many days of my life were better because while I was wearing out my joints hammering T-posts in the hot sun I got to think about how when I got home I was going to throw a beatin on them Templars and get some of those cool overpowered weapons? Now we have overpowered unfair bossfights and mod weapons that break vanilla balance in half, in vanilla. I don't even hold it against Alex, I paid him 20 bucks and if I consider ten cents an hour to be a good fair price for entertainment, I honestly owe him a couple hundred more dollars.
Pure Lunacy He Almost Certainly Unironically Believes
Take your time, Alex. I got all kinds of plans and I'm learning more all the time, this life is not the end. I already died once, when the roof fell in on me in that damn hurricane cleanup, and I came back because I had unfinished business with The Radiance in Hollow Knight and the Reaper in Subnautica. I'm GOING to play 1.0 if I look like Uncle Frank while I'm doing it. There's going to be some empty house with a Windows 7 PC playing StarSector 1.0 even though the computer's not plugged in and if you listen closely, there will be a ghostly voice saying, "wooooorth the waaaaaiiiiiit......"
Even if it takes 4-5 more years you'll be functional enough to enjoy the game.
I wish I could be sure about that. When I heard of this game, my minimum reliable perceptual interval was on the order of 1/30 of a second. Today it's more like a twenty-fourth of a second. A couple of years ago, I resolved to buckle down and finish some unfinished business. Among other things, I finally beat that Sword Saint Isshin fellow on Sekiro, it took me a couple of days and it left sunburn on my brain like arc welding without goggles would do to your eyes. Ten years ago, it would have took me a couple of tries and I would have wondered what was all the hype about. Five years from now I wouldn't be able to do it if you offered me a million dollars, honestly don't know if I could do it today. I'm not even going to try, I've got an appointment with these Draco fellows from the HMI boss factions. These punk bloodsuckers have had it too good for too long.
Not gonna play games today, they pull my plug the picture fades
I had a dream about the end of StarSector. I dreamed I was playing 1.0 and at the end of the story there was this thing that was basically Warning Forever, but he was Hypershunt blue instead of green. That was the worst nightmare I had all year, I woke up with tears in my eyes, not because he was so scary, but because in the dream I was no longer worthy to face the worthiest adversary ever. You know what Hell is? I'm not scared of barbed wire or hooks or blades or flames or swarms of stinging venomous vermin or snarling toothy creatures, that's my day at work, not my eternal punishment. Hell is knowing that Ultra-Redactoid Warning Forever and his five cousins is at the end of my videogame, but I'm not man enough to face them anymore. Hell is admitting, "well these days the CPU pilots do a better job than me, I don't control the ships myself, I just set the battles up and watch them happen. Back in my day, ballistic weapons used to run out of ammo and I'd solo a whole system defense fleet with a Tempest, took me a half an hour, man, those were the days."