I'm not upset. For all you know, I could indeed be a flamboyant homosexual-- it's legal now-- but I'm not insecure enough to feel forced to confirm or deny that!
There's a strong undercurrent of homoeroticism in the Corps anyway-- go to any bathroom on any Marine base anywhere, and there will just be dicks drawn on the stalls all over the place, sometimes in disturbingly detailed artistry. There's public showers, in some units it's still cool to slap each other on the ass-- honestly, back when DADT was still around and the Marines were the most resistant to abolishing it, I kind of laughed.