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Dreyven

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Worst ships ever
« on: April 02, 2012, 03:08:17 PM »
I challenge you to create the worst Ships and variants the world has ever seen
Be creative... we need energy ships with ballistic hullmods, ships that can't fire, strike carriers/freighters... all of that

allowed is everything, use mods, create new ships... show me how bad you can get


i will start with the Behemoth Overclocked


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"Get Ready for combat everyone!"
"FIRE EVERYTHING!!!"
"Why are you not firing??"

"Sir? We can't... our Generator is at maximum Capacity!"

"Maximum C... But we haven't fired anything!"
"Just shoot anyway!"
*Pushes the fire button and the ship blows up*
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2012, 05:46:07 PM »
Strike Astral. Reaper launchers in the two missile slots, augmented engines, accelerated shields, everything else in capacitors and weak PD.

Edit: Derp, meant Astral, not Atlas.
« Last Edit: April 08, 2012, 07:52:27 PM by UrbanGiraffe »
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2012, 08:57:23 PM »
I keep seeing ships in forums and even in-game that we can't buy.  How do you get these ships??
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Iscariot

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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2012, 08:58:25 PM »
Download and unpack the appropriate mods into the mod folder, then select them in the launcher.
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Quote from: Alex on March 30, 2012, 12:08:52 PM

The idea is that the various tech levels represent different - not "better" - ways to do things.

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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #4 on: April 03, 2012, 09:36:35 AM »
Worst ship ever?  The Brawler.

That is all.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #5 on: April 03, 2012, 09:46:07 AM »
Quote from: Nanostrike on April 03, 2012, 09:36:35 AM
Worst ship ever?  The Brawler.

That is all.

first the omen begs to differ, and the brawler is beastly in support it just cant handle things on its own pair it with something to distract a big ship and it will go to town.
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When you can't go on, just accept your doom. It comes to all, it is inevitable.

Also I totally had the name BEFORE the cruiser.

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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #6 on: April 03, 2012, 09:56:38 AM »
The Brawler's a pretty solid fire support ship. Give it some hypervelocity drivers or needlers and it'll gladly sit at the back and take down shields all day.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #7 on: April 03, 2012, 12:30:49 PM »
Quote from: Doom101 on April 03, 2012, 09:46:07 AM
Quote from: Nanostrike on April 03, 2012, 09:36:35 AM
Worst ship ever?  The Brawler.

That is all.

first the omen begs to differ, and the brawler is beastly in support it just cant handle things on its own pair it with something to distract a big ship and it will go to town.

Mate, i got an omen in my fleet, and it eats fighter for breakfast. Doesn't kill them quickly, but keeps them at bay very well, and can hold its own against frigates, and can outrun anything it can't engage.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #8 on: April 03, 2012, 01:05:48 PM »
place holder till i find the picture

« Last Edit: April 03, 2012, 01:08:41 PM by arwan »
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Alex
You won't be able to refit fighters and bombers at all. They're designed/balanced around having a particular set of weapons and would be very broken if you could change it. Which ones you pick for your fleet -out of quite a few that are available- is the choice here, not how they're outfitted.

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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #9 on: April 03, 2012, 01:12:06 PM »
Hah. The old meme started by Qloos. Good job finding it ;)

(i can nothing do else but agree with it ;D)
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Nanostrike

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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2012, 02:49:50 PM »


Hell yeah.  I forgot about that.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #11 on: April 05, 2012, 11:58:16 PM »
This meme needs to be done for every ship.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #12 on: April 06, 2012, 01:12:33 AM »
Please do more, these are great. Also make Adventures of the OP.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #13 on: April 06, 2012, 01:18:44 AM »
Quote from: Vandala on April 06, 2012, 01:12:33 AM
Also make Adventures of the OP.

LOL.  Where would you even start?  Broadswords, Aurora, Tempest, or Medusa are all prime candidates for it.
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Re: Worst ships ever
« Reply #14 on: April 06, 2012, 01:27:03 AM »
Broadswords. lol.
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