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Re: Haiku
« Reply #30 on: November 12, 2013, 08:18:52 AM »

Plurdled gruntbuggly,
thy micturations, to me,
echo lurgid bees.

Hitchhikers? In MY ship?
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #31 on: January 23, 2014, 02:54:26 AM »

man can never know,
of destiny's twisted strands...
that, and zaphod's thoughts.
« Last Edit: January 23, 2014, 02:56:41 AM by Bjørn_in_the_Sector »
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #32 on: January 24, 2014, 12:54:22 AM »

Incoming missile
Frigate smoothly steps aside
Damn useless Sabots >:(

New Starsector patch
One hour killing pirates
Buy mansions sector-wide

And now for a Yoda-esque reference to a certain other game:

Go out the airlock
Noncompliant hostages
With rest of the trash
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #33 on: January 24, 2014, 01:03:46 AM »

I hear their screams too,
and merely shrug my shoulders -
"A Space Pirate's life."
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2014, 01:47:55 AM »

Are you kidding me?
I'm out of CR again...
I better ragequit.

Truly a work of art, I know.  ;)
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2014, 02:09:49 AM »

Come on now Kazi
don't start on CR again!
Carry more supplies!
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2014, 02:46:12 AM »

I am really bad
at making good haikus. ***.
Phew, saved that last one.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2014, 12:26:00 PM »

Sadness in the ranks
Casualties running high
Don't fight Paragons
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #38 on: January 08, 2015, 05:25:06 PM »

Renegade for life
Being a pirate is great
But I always die

This is art.

Art.  ;D

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #39 on: January 12, 2015, 10:07:12 AM »

I bet you heard it
Guns don't kill, people kill folks
Humans knows this now

Following that thought
Toasters don't toast, toast toast toast
Double You Tea Eff
« Last Edit: January 12, 2015, 10:14:52 AM by lStealtherl »
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #40 on: January 12, 2015, 10:23:15 AM »

Been gone a while, now.
So to re-find starsector,
is a reunion.
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #41 on: January 12, 2015, 01:27:59 PM »

Drifting and spinning
Salamander bit my rear
Lasher shields don't turn?!
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Az the Squishy

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Re: Haiku
« Reply #42 on: March 24, 2015, 11:14:17 PM »

Man with a pencil
Mightier than any sword
Busy Man indeed

Busy with Pencil
Writing *** an giggles, yes
Laughing with gleam

The Pencil runs short
Busy Man turns tired Man
Short pencil breaks now

Sleep?

Sleep is for the weak!
Coffee down the gullet, yes!!
Tired Man has gone

May my pen suffer
With hand continue, indeed!!!
Busy man quiet!
« Last Edit: March 24, 2015, 11:21:20 PM by Azmond »
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #43 on: April 03, 2015, 11:16:20 AM »

Numbering many,
The missiles of glowing red,
Streak towards my ship

(I hate torpedo strikes)
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Re: Haiku
« Reply #44 on: April 03, 2015, 11:22:39 AM »

A tremendous fleet,
Far too strong to be challenged,
Drat, now it's boring
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