Hey everyone! I've been less active around here for the last few months and one of the big reasons why is that my free time has been going into writing a book. I am incredibly excited to announce that I got published by Podium Audio, and it's coming out today (Oct 24)!
Here is the cover it is being published under (in spoiler tag)
And here is the cover I originally put it up on the internet as:
Between the two of those you can get an idea of where this is going, I hope! It is a comedy action romp that takes itself exactly as seriously as you can see there.
My original blurb from when I started:
Jill MacLeod might be just a long haul trucker with a dirty mouth and back pain, but with Bertha the big rig under her she always makes her deliveries. When Mana, monsters, and an RPG style levelling system comes to Earth it's the end of the world as anyone knows it: the apocalypse is here. On her journey it's just Jill, her Soulbound truck, and any survivor she can find against the universe. Mutated animals, aliens, dragons, droid armies… it doesn’t matter. Nothing’s going to stop Jill from making her way home.
And the Amazon blurb!
It's humans versus monsters when an apocalypse turns a simple cross-country trek into the road trip from hell in this breakneck LitRPG thrill ride.
All that stands between rowdy long-haul trucker Jill MacLeod (aka Junkmouth) and her family back in Boston is two thousand miles of asphalt. Well, that and the monstrous game the System has had her playing ever since it descended on Earth. The reward: mana. Jill's goal: kill, score, drive—and stay alive. Behind the wheel of a turreted forty-ton semi named Bertha, Jill hammers east from Montana through a gauntlet of every kind of chomping, hissing, rabid creature imaginable.
Barreling forward in her magical soulbound big rig and chalking up a bumper crop of roadkill, Jill isn't alone for long. Hitching a ride are stranded brothers Babu and Ras Bati, who just want to make it home to Billings in one piece, and Mia Williams, a school nurse with a rotary cannon and a crateful of ammo. The artillery, at least, will be handy, because what lies ahead is the biggest threat of all . . .
Arriving in Billings, they find a city in chaos, led by a self-appointed psychopathic mayor using the monster-ravaged ruins for his own ends. But Jill hasn't come this far to be blindsided by a human—no matter how scary. There's still a game to be played: The System is watching, that metal-muscle fortress Bertha is transforming, and Jill and her shotgun-riding friends will do anything it takes to keep the terror in the rear view one gobsmacking mile at a time.
The first volume of the hit LitRPG adventure series—with more than 400,000 views on Royal Road—now available on Kindle, Kindle Unlimited, and Audible!
Yes, the RPG leveling system means that this is a LitRPG. For those of you now familiar with the genre: the magic present itself akin to that of a video game, with xp, levels, etc displayed in status screens. Writing a LitRPG (and getting locked into a three book contract) does mean that I am a giant, GIANT nerd, but I think everyone here already knew that.
I would put up a sample of the text here but, well, that would be breaking a lot of forum rules. You see, Jill swears. A lot, and with as much creativity as I could muster. She is pretty much the
only character that swears, and it used for comedic effect, but if foul language is not your cup of tea, maybe give this one a miss. If you want to read [censored censored wow I did not know that was a swear word what century is that from?] in action (or hear a fantastic voice actress get paid to actually read it!) then I encourage you to take a look.
And to take that look: the first 12k words (out of 120k) of the first book, NOT edited, are available for free, starting with this chapter:
https://www.royalroad.com/fiction/48497/battle-trucker/chapter/785775/ch-1-trucks-are-opIf you like that sample, the links for purchase are below!
Amazon:
https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B0CJGQM97KAudible:
https://www.audible.com/pd/What-the-Truck-An-Apocalypse-LitRPG-Audiobook/B0CJG3GDNFThe second book currently stands at 30k words, all of which are available in draft form on the same Royal Road page.
A big thank you to Alex for letting me post this here! I hope this sounds fun to some of you and you take a look.