https://i.imgur.com/1DsOHR1.jpgKnife for you? No. I have some words, though. I've listened to you talk plenty of times, now you will listen to me, if it hurts, it's a hurt you need to feel. No, I-
YOU SHUT YOUR LUDD DAMNED MOUTH WHEN A GOD ADDRESSES YOU! If you interrupt me again, you are killing everybody you know, I will push your Ludd-damn academy into an
event horizon if you speak out of turn again. I have spoken to a High Hegemon, the CEO of TriTach, several monsters from other universes, and the god that created this one, and in forty of your eternities I have never met anybody half as condescending as you. The last person talked to me like you just done was Kanta, and I guess you heard what happened there.
Okay, sorry, I'm a little on edge here, I'm not really a god, but I have this seventh-dimensional subquantum brain aug, and I'm as close as you'll ever see. I'm not one of your students, and I do keep hearing something I don't like. Everybody I ever spoke to about you, all your little puppets you had me tug their strings for you, they all said that if I think I'm working for you, I actually belong to you. They say you own me, they say you got me on a leash, they say you control me.
Do you feel in control? I don't feel owned. I kind of feel sorry for you. I would feel sorry for you, if I didn't know what you really are. You're the apex predator Kanta thought she was. Don't look all hurt, I mean that as a compliment. An apex predator is a survivor. An apex predator knows not to pick a fight with a natural disaster. Unlike Kanta, you keep your word. Unlike Kanta, you keep existing. Your academy keeps existing, because you kept your word to me.
I want to make a little friendly suggestion, and it sounds like a threat for your own good. Hugo Kaboom, the warmongering genocidal megalomaniac, cannot be controlled by any force in this universe. Hugo Kaboom is the kind of guy who would threaten the Provost in her own office loud enough that any audio pickups nearby would get a clear recording. So my suggestion is, the next petty tramp freighter captain or wannabe bounty hunter you get doing little odd jobs for you, one of those odd jobs ought to be to clear the vacuum, that nobody from Galatia owns nobody from STEI. It's a new day and a new Sector, Provost, MINE to be precise, and the only leashes in my new Sector, on my new day, are MINE.
I would have your mythologists and historians study something, Provost. Have them look at the parables of monsters and horrors that dwell at the corners of the universe. Have your mythologists tell you of the horror that lurked in Uvas, or the nightmare that haunted Seele. I use the past tense literally, for those eldritch horrors are not myths, they were real, and those that are not broken to the leash of STEI are just broken.
We've done some great things together, and if I told you the extent of them, you would only think me more deranged. Without your subsidy, STEI might not have grown to be the greatest faction in the sector. Without your scientists, we wouldn't have turned on the Gates. And I know, Provost Baird, that there are more wonders we have yet to achieve in the chapters of the Sector's history yet to be written. I would work with you again in a few cycles, once your feelings are healed. If you would deign to work with a psycho warmonger like me, I would be honored to work with a scheming, manipulative spider like you.
I feel a lot better now that I got all that off my chest, actually. Gargoyle, I know you're listening. Never knew Captain R. Boring had a sense of humor, did you? Thank you for your time, Madame Provost.
2. (Leave, whistling the Ziggurat theme as you go)