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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #825 on: July 27, 2013, 02:34:38 AM »

Granted! For some reason 5 liters of ice-cold water materializes out of thin air right above where your face is sleeping.
This happens at 5 am and repeats every 5 minutes until you get your rear out of bed.

I wish that thunderstorm closing in on my location would choose another town to annoy.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #826 on: July 27, 2013, 08:52:17 AM »

Granted, but when the thunderstorm leaves, a much bigger one comes and destroys your house with violent tornado the next day.

I wish that I would be less forgetful.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #827 on: July 27, 2013, 08:59:22 AM »

Granted! You never forget anything ever again. In approximately one month from now your head will be so full with thoughts that you'll be put away inside a sanitarium, wearing a fashionable white straightjacket.

I wish I had my own island.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #828 on: July 27, 2013, 05:17:13 PM »

Granted,good luck with that 5 acers peice of lava pool you got there.




I wish for a ubergun.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #829 on: July 27, 2013, 06:10:43 PM »

Granted, but it's ammunition is your own life force and cannot be fired without killing you.



I wish I didn't have to reinstall Microsoft Office on my computer after reinstalling windows.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #830 on: July 31, 2013, 06:50:36 AM »

Granted. You no longer have to reinstall Office because you can no longer reinstall Windows. Unfortunately, you also can't Upgrade windows to the latest version. Enjoy being decades behind in technology... ;D

I wish scientists to finally develop a ship capable of inter-planetary travel.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #831 on: July 31, 2013, 08:20:26 AM »

Granted,they forget all the current research into it to have a ship that can warp one meter out from the solar system.



I wish for a brand new starcruiser right in my own little stardock :D
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #832 on: July 31, 2013, 08:31:31 AM »

Granted, you get your starcruiser. It materialises right inside your... little space dock, which is far to small to accommodate it- What the f-BOOOOOM!

I wish for magic to happen.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #833 on: August 03, 2013, 03:10:21 PM »

Granted, but you lack the genes required to use it, and the people that do take over the world and enslave you.

I wish for whirled peas.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #834 on: August 09, 2013, 03:58:52 AM »

Granted. Whenever you see garden-variety peas, they converge and from a green vortex of green pea-ish goodness and nutrition.

I wish for the power to give anyone (including myself) superpowers.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #835 on: August 09, 2013, 04:03:59 AM »

Granted. You give everyone superpowers, including yourself. Now no one has superpowers.

I wish I could stop the world from ending.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #836 on: August 10, 2013, 04:14:29 PM »

Granted, the world will never end- in the sense that nothing changes from day-to-day life enough to make an impact in the world. Nothing ever changing for ten years has caused humankind's suicide rates to rise 100%, eventually causing the few people content with the lack of interest in their lives to make a perfect society. Driven mad by the guilt that you've killed thousands of people, you're among the first 20 people to commit suicide and fail to witness the perfect world you created.

I wish I could have the most ironic death possible.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #837 on: August 12, 2013, 08:37:05 PM »

Granted,but whatever it was was completely invissible and you dont know what it was.

I wish for starsector and FTL to combind into a crew managment RTS and top down shooter.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #838 on: August 12, 2013, 11:29:13 PM »

Granted, but with the FTL merging, the Starsector also receives the property of never being updated. The new game is stuck in early alpha forever, never to be updated again.

I wish that you could draw whatever you were thinking anytime you wanted!
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #839 on: August 12, 2013, 11:43:12 PM »

The new game is stuck in early alpha forever, never to be updated again.

NOOO!!! DON'T EVEN JOKE ABOUT THAT!!! NOO!!!!!!  :'( :'( :'(

granted, I can, it's just not very well drawn

I wish Obama would ban drone strikes (sorry for politics?)
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