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pairedeciseaux

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"New Release Stream" letter to Captain Nemo Naemo
« on: March 25, 2021, 12:49:39 PM »

From: Tri-Tackyon Corporation Representative
To: Captain Nemo Naemo
Subject: New Release Stream

Captain Naemo,

The Tri-Tackyon Corporation would like to remind you about the contract you signed late Cycle 205. Indeed, as a new release is coming, you are bound to perform a Space Stream quite soon.

As usual, the Tri-Tackyon Corporation is sending standard equipment and insurance papers your way. That said, we have not forgotten about the last incident when you ordered the pilot of a pristine Wolf-class ship to jump past a flying Reaper torpedo, leading to the utter destruction of our fine property. Please be advised not to display such reckless behaviour again. Not only does it cost a lot to financially compensate the pilot’s family, it also damages our reputation as the Premier Reliable And Easy To Fly Best-Tech Ship Producer.

As further incentive to perform a successful Space Stream, the Tri-Tackyon Corporation will gift you a brand new Hyperion-class ship upon reaching level 15. Please consider it as a renewal of our longstanding friendship. As part of our updated Partner Safety Program, do note the ship will come with a mandatory 2000 hours Pilot Training Course, a mandatory 500 hours Admiral Tactical Fleet Deployment Course, and our new Crew Physical&Psychological Conditioning Procedures Manual.

Thank you for your cooperation.


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CONFIDENTIAL MESSAGE WITH AI-CORE-POWERED DRM LOCK, INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY OF THE TRI-TACKYON CORPORATION
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Re: "New Release Stream" letter to Captain Nemo Naemo
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2021, 12:06:59 PM »

Dear Tri-Tachyon Corporation,

Poo to you, with knobs on.

Yours cordially,
Nemo Naemo, Captain