Also it is not that easy to translate. A few tips:
- It is supposed to be both silly and funny, hopefully putting a smile on the reader's face.
- I'm not a native speaker of English, so expect a few mistakes...
- ...on the other hand I took the liberty of twisting a few words and acromyms in order to make a point.
- This is a silly conversation between the two main characters, bouncing ideas from one extreme to the other.
- With over the top arguments from both of them.
- Also, opposite arguments/opinions.
- Both are wrong. Or maybe both are right?
- Anyway we try to keep the conversation balanced. (Ha!)
Also, this was (obviously) inspired by real conversations on this forum. Yet, we don't want to make fun of real people, nor do we want to ridicule the quality discussions happening here.
So this is a caricature of a conversation with 2 strong opposite opinions where the arguments from each character - if put into use - would most likely disturb balance rather than improve it. The twisted words and youngster-level sentences are supposed to reinforce the silliness of it.