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Author Topic: Biggest balls in the sector  (Read 3421 times)

Sordid

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Biggest balls in the sector
« on: November 24, 2015, 06:09:09 PM »

So I was just sitting in hyperspace minding my own business when this guy came along and engaged my fleet. I mean, look at this! I assume the Atlas carrying his massive balls is delayed and will be arriving later.

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Doom101

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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2015, 06:31:49 PM »

That man is taking being aggressive to a whole new level, give that man a job!
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2015, 06:58:10 PM »

He better be getting a raise from whoever sent him...
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2015, 07:27:19 PM »

WITNESS ME!

he yelled

to nobody.
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2015, 07:30:43 PM »

Dang, Son! Might need two atlases.
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2015, 08:09:44 PM »

if only you could hire mercenary captains from that open a comm link option
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2015, 08:47:27 PM »

if only you could hire mercenary captains from that open a comm link option

YOU'RE NOT WORTHY OF MY GIANT BALLSSSSSS!
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2015, 08:57:29 PM »

He's gonna board your Paragon singlehandedly and kill everyone in there! Run while you can!
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #8 on: November 25, 2015, 08:17:06 AM »

He's gonna board your Paragon singlehandedly and kill everyone in there! Run while you can!

Ever sent 200 marines onto a Kite with one crew member surviving and had 68 of them die? It was this guy.
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #9 on: November 25, 2015, 09:28:14 AM »

Yet another example of 'stupid criminals caught on camera', with the Kite being the dumb crook.
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Re: Biggest balls in the sector
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2015, 09:27:25 PM »


Same encounter.

Translation mod was on so you might not recognize the dialogue, but same as the OP. Except that I was running with my transponder off. Force difference is not so drastic, but still he have no chance.
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