Yes, we're being bought by TriTachyon!
Fractal Softworks is being bought by TriTachyon Corporation.
Yes, the deal is real, and the credits have been transferred to Alex's numbered account at the Bank of Jangala. I have it on good authority that Alex personally gave a quick thumbs-up as he rushed to his personal shuttle to dock with the new Odyssey-class ship which recently appeared in parking orbit. That's right, the one with the red stripes and skull on the side. I'm sure his retirement will be relaxing.
Please remain calm during this transitional period! That sound you hear is a team of TriTachyon Acquisitions Marines securing the datacores of Fractal Softworks for assimilation into the TriTachyon data net. Don't worry, they are professionals, and the breaching charges are being deployed in a highly controlled manner.
Human assets of Fractal Softworks will be transfered shortly to the auxiliary bays for processing. We shall each have our contract reviewed, and if found to add value to TriTachyon's operations, transferred to TriTachyon facilities via the waiting shuttles so that we may all contribute our uniqueness to the TriTachyon family of brands! (I have my fingers crossed for the TriPad division, perhaps you can put in a good word with the TriTachyon Acquisitions Processing Manager?)
Please leave your personal items in your work-pod. They are now property of TriTachyon Corporation. The former Fractal Softworks offices of Hab Ring D, sector 42, will likely be declared redundant, depressurized, and leased to Port Authority to store overflow bulk ammonia ice. It's better this way.
We all look forward to Building a Brighter Future with TriTachyon Corporation!