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The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« on: May 07, 2012, 01:03:48 PM »

Daras receives a new transmission, War has begun
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #1 on: May 07, 2012, 01:05:08 PM »

TimCORP fleets move into position.  The war has sparked off.  All TimCORP commanders now have free-fire against all zaal ships.
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #2 on: May 07, 2012, 01:20:29 PM »

The Zaal begin the long process of gearing up their war machine, safe in their isolated reality (Which the timcorp CANNOT enter, full stop)
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #3 on: May 08, 2012, 04:32:52 PM »

Any moderator that reads this thread, ignore it.  This was made to the sole fun of Upgradecap and Hype_K31.
Flame wars? Maybe.
Lots of random lore from both sides?  DEFINATLY.
So just ignore it!  Hopefully no one else gets caught in the middle...seriously.
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2012, 01:41:42 PM »

Let us settle this battle with a children's card game.
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2012, 10:37:25 AM »

The war machine is at full capacity, the Zaal fleet is fully activated for the first time since they conquered their Universe. they are on the move once again

Destination: A Universe, before the formation of the stars.

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The newborn Universe never saw it coming (the Zaal only target a rare type of Energy fauna, often mistaken for universes). before its energy even had the chance to condense, a rapture was torn in its skin, A flood of dark shapes pour from the rapture, the Zaal spread like a cancer and before long the universe is consumed.

In the newly created void a huge menacing shape pushes itself through the rapture.

The rapture snaps shut.

"Absorption complete."
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2012, 02:54:40 PM »

May i suggest duel pistols, Highburn Manor, Dawn? No? *Hugh* space makes people so uncivilized.
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #7 on: May 19, 2012, 05:09:46 AM »

The Zaal commander glances at maffo.

"I like BIG guns. in SPACE"

With that he orders a roflstomp strike on the galaxy.

"Mmmmm, big guns..."
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #8 on: May 19, 2012, 05:32:25 AM »

May i suggest kindly to point that... ordinance the other way then earth please. It is but a mere suggestion of course sir, but you would do a lot of these lovely orphan children a great favor. *points at silly big eyed children, including some sentient cat like humanoids, looking like the cat from shrek*
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #9 on: May 19, 2012, 05:36:24 AM »

The commander glances at maffo again.

"how the hell did you get in here!?"

Pause.

"where is earth?"
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #10 on: May 19, 2012, 05:43:16 AM »

The Interspacial Organisation of Space-Sirs has its members everywhere, even there where you would not suggest much, Sir-ness. If you do continue to try getting earth, we Sirs will be doing things yet unspeakable.
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #11 on: May 19, 2012, 05:52:59 AM »

The commander laughs.

"No."

He looks closely at maffo.

"I don't care about about these pathetic balls of rock. not even it it's called earth, which by the way is a stupid name for a planet, why not just call it 'dirt' or 'soil'! the only thing that matters to me is the survival and dominance of Daras."

the commander gets of and walks over to a window (its not made of glass, its more like a portal for light, and can display images from all over daras).

"seeings as you're here, you may as well take a look."

he puts his palm to the window, and its surface shimmers an changes.

"against this, nothing matters but our war with the Er'Tik."
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #12 on: May 19, 2012, 05:56:04 AM »

Very well, i do find your manners a bit lacking but ass long earth stays okay, you will not hear from us again.
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #13 on: May 19, 2012, 06:21:04 AM »

the commander points to some random blue and green planet.

"roflstomp that one next'
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Re: The Eternal War. Timcorp vs The Zaal
« Reply #14 on: May 19, 2012, 06:49:02 AM »

the commander points to some random blue and green planet.

"roflstomp that one next'

A TimCORP commander enters the bridge if the zaal ship from seemingly nowhere.

"You want to roflstomp a planet? Roflstomp earth and we may talk again. You have three days to do it on, and then we may talk again."
He turns towards maffo and says
"Your earth will never be left untouched as long as we are present here."
With that, he gives the zaal commander the coordinates to earth and makes a dramatic disappearance.
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