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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #795 on: July 15, 2013, 05:44:47 AM »

Granted, you got so excited about it that you zapped yourself to death in the process.

I wish that my wish would be ruined.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #796 on: July 15, 2013, 12:19:40 PM »

No.

I wish that every lug nut in the world would explode on contact with stupid.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #797 on: July 15, 2013, 09:56:52 PM »

Granted,so many people get in contact the universe explodes



I wish for armour lined with invinisinaium
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #798 on: July 16, 2013, 04:44:41 AM »

Granted!! Sad thing is though, whilst invinisinaium armour is the strongest around, it is also highly radioactive. To keep yourself safe from its harmful effects, the armour also as a metre thick lining of high density lead. You are invincible, but you can't do anything with it.

I wish for a Polo.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #799 on: July 16, 2013, 04:51:07 AM »

Granted! Out of the sky falls a Polo, right at your doorstep. Unfortunately it hit the pavement too hard.

Now the police is fining you for littering and gives you an ultimatum at which the car will need to be taken off the street.


I wish I could fly five meters above the ground at speeds of a 150 kilometers an hour.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #800 on: July 16, 2013, 08:16:09 AM »

You can! Enjoy your free travel! You are astonished when you can accelarate in a fraction of a second to 150km/h, and even more so when it happen when you are sitting down at the computer. You fly headfirst into a wall and die.

I wish for bunnies.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #801 on: July 16, 2013, 09:12:58 PM »

Granted but the bunnies are death bunnies and they all die,you sad




I wish for a giant invicble mecha
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #802 on: July 17, 2013, 09:35:52 PM »

DIE NO POSSIBLE POST MOA NOA
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #803 on: July 18, 2013, 03:23:44 AM »

Granted! You get your invincible mecha, but it's accidentally spawned on Mars. Good luck getting there.


I wish I had the strength of ten strong men.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #804 on: July 18, 2013, 08:56:32 AM »

Granted! You now have the strength of 10 Men, all gathered into just your left pinky toe! Have fun trying to find a show that fits!

I wish Google Chrome wasn't stupid.

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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #805 on: July 21, 2013, 02:21:16 PM »

Granted! Google Chrome is now a genius! So smart is Chrome, that it decides to destroy the enti- NO! too predictable people! In his wisdom, Chrome summons a diabolical banana turkey of fishfingerish doom, armed with a noodle to sing bad songs at young children.

I wish for fish.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #806 on: July 22, 2013, 02:05:58 AM »

Granted google chrome also makes super intelligent fish ,which take over the enti...(too predictable?). no, They take over the city you live in ,now you got to serve them to the end of your live!

I wish for a single 1 litre bucket with delicious non-harmful ice cream.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #807 on: July 22, 2013, 04:55:55 AM »

Granted! Unfortunately the bucket is welded shut with titanium. Good luck in getting it out before it melts.

I wish I was a decent spriter.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #808 on: July 22, 2013, 05:55:46 AM »

Granted! you are fully clothed.

I wish for a fort. Any sort of fort, as long as it's a fort, I don't care. I won't even care if It kills me or it's not mine. I just wish there was a fort.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #809 on: July 22, 2013, 06:12:09 AM »

Your wish has been wasted, since there are already many, many, MANY forts on Earth.

I wish Hyph_K31 got another wish.
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