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[TheHappyFace]

Your wish is granted and that is something good, right?

I wish for Starsector Modiverse to become something good!

[Upgradecap]

Granted. But it never gets finished and stalls into the ground with no content.


I wish the TC (Timcorp) were real so that i can rule over everything.

[Toughbrook]

You get timcorp and you love it,but then my death star falls onto it,

I wish for a deathstar WITH GRAVITY STABALIZERS

[Aratoop]

You get it. It's amazing, even better than before. It's gleaming in space.

Unfortunately, there is no crew for it. Without any stormtroopers, or any horizontal velocity to keep it in orbit, the gravity stabilizers almost immediately fail, and the Death Star gets eaten by a fish.

I wish for a new Phoenix Wright game with all the old main characters in it

[CrashToDesktop]

Oh god, it's still going on. It's still alive!

As you were, gents.

[NITROtbomb]

Wish granted except you get stolen into the game by an evil praying mantis.

I wish for all my home work to be done by a robot, who does it A+ level, hands it in and is in english.  

[Toughbrook]

Yes but you have to build the robot for the wish of the robot doing that to activate (Aha you said be done by a robot,not to have a robot that does that)




I Wish for a death star that HAS EVERYTHING IT NEEDS TO ACTAULLY WORK COMPLETLY AND HAS THE INABILTY TO BE SUCKED INTO THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE AND BE OWNED BY LUKE SKYWALKER AND HAS AN ANTI X-WING ANTI FORCE OMNI FORCE SHEILD AND A CACLIAN ORCEZL FORGON-22526256 GRAVITY BALLANCING NANOID UNIT

[ArkAngel]

Granted, and it works quiet well until of course some one spills coffee on the main computer frying the quadrillion dollar station. Wish HQ regrets to inform you they are out of Death Stars and there will not be a refund.


I wish I had telekinesis.

[TheHappyFace]

Granted but you have no control over it so objects start to randomly shoot themselves at you.

I wish I had telekinesis and could properly control it.

[Hyph_K31]

GRANTED! You now have perfect telekinetic powers. You use them all the time, and as you become more adept in the use of your powers, you slowly start to forget that you are, indeed, human. You stop eating and your body slowly wastes away. A dog stole your arm. You killed the dog. The dog was your best friend. You commit suicide.

I wish, for everything to go as planned in wish HQ.

[Toughbrook]

Granted,only that means i get to get another Death star XD

I wish for a STAR DESTROYER that has everything it needs to work and has anti-coffe measures and get killed by the force or rebelion idiotic space fighters and the crew are percefly able to do everything right and they kill everything that kills them and they will get resserecting and keep everything if it explodes

[Aratoop]

Granted! But after a few decades the perfection gets to the crew and they kill each other, and thus kill those who are killing them until it is a ghost ship. After being resurrected this happen over and over, the star destroyer floats through Space endlessly locked in a cycle of pain, terror and death.

I wish for a brilliant atom of oxygen

[Hyph_K31]

Granted.

Your Atom of O is a genius. After examining the world in all its disgusting detail, Atom O determines that the human race should be annihilated. Calling upon the endless ranks of the O Army, Atom O sets about destroying our race.

I wish for a fire extinguisher.

[Aratoop]

Granted, but it's full of extremely flammable plasma, not water.

I wish for the ability to remember I'm writing for English class and thus not swear in the story.

[Upgradecap]

Granted. You forget the first part of your wish and only remember the second, which leads to a story ONLY composed of profanity.


I i wish for all rabbits to continue living.