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[Upgradecap]

Granted. You're now working as the janitor onboard Space Station 13 and get your head bashed by the Head of Security for not using ammonia in your janitorial wagon, so people don't slip. They also space your janitorial wagon.

I wish that i could set up the hyperium generator properly without blowing the station up.

[Pelly]

Granted, but instead of exploding the hyperium core implodes causing a black hole and sucking in the station. Good job you have destroyed the station you dumb mechanic.

I wish for many food waffles with maple syrup and a cat maid serving them...............I sound so pervy now

[Hyph_K31]

Granted...

You wake up one morning to the delicious smell of waffles with maple syrup, you open your eyes. In front of you are many delectable waffles. You move you hand to pick one up, so you can eat it.

You cannot.

Your hands and legs are bound and you are unable to move.

Then, a cat maid appears from behind the waffle mountain and walks towards you after picking up a handful of waffles.

She walks past you, and starts feeding the waffles to a person you had not seen sat next to you.

ValkrieL.

ValkrieL is eating your waffles, and you are helpless to stop him.


I wish for a perfectly normal and affectionate cat.

[Upgradecap]

Granted. However, Wish HQ, under new directives from the TC, cannot issue such wishes. So you get nothing.



I wish that the TC Interrogators weren't so soft-hearted.

[Hyph_K31]

Granted, they are now so hard hearted that they rebel and start a death metal band.

I wish for a perfectly normal and affectionate cat!

[Pelly]

Granted,

You find that you have been given a cat that has silk like fur and such cute eyes that you would give it your still beating heart just to cuddle it.

However, this cat is stolen by The Commissar as he does not like being teased by cat maids or those responsible for it.

This cat is then made into a dog and sent back to you with a waffle stuffed in its mouth.

I wish for a Giant marshmallow.

[Hyph_K31]

Granted. You are THE giant marshmallow.

I post-emptively wish for a cute dog.

[Axiege]

Granted! Except not! Your post-emptive wish has violated the terms of service with Wish HQ, specifically the one detailing all wishes must be wished before they are granted.

I pre-emptively wish post-emptive wishing was allowed.

[ValkyriaL]

Spoiler

Granted...

You wake up one morning to the delicious smell of waffles with maple syrup, you open your eyes. In front of you are many delectable waffles. You move you hand to pick one up, so you can eat it.

You cannot.

Your hands and legs are bound and you are unable to move.

Then, a cat maid appears from behind the waffle mountain and walks towards you after picking up a handful of waffles.

She walks past you, and starts feeding the waffles to a person you had not seen sat next to you.

ValkrieL.

ValkrieL is eating your waffles, and you are helpless to stop him.


I wish for a perfectly normal and affectionate cat.

Granted! Except not! Your post-emptive wish has violated the terms of service with Wish HQ, specifically the one detailing all wishes must be wished before they are granted.

I pre-emptively wish post-emptive wishing was allowed.

[close]

...Nyaa?.. ^_^

This kitty wishes for Waffles.

[conorano]

Granted. But the waffles are outdated and taste horribble.

I wish alex is rich and has his own game company

[TheHappyFace]

Granted! now he is rich and sells his company so he can stay on a nice warm island all his life. starsector never gets finished.

I wish for summer to finally arrive in the netherlands.

[Axiege]

Granted! All the snow and ice all melt super rapidly and mass flooding occurs!

I was my wish was granted:

Granted! Except not! Your post-emptive wish has violated the terms of service with Wish HQ, specifically the one detailing all wishes must be wished before they are granted.

I pre-emptively wish post-emptive wishing was allowed.

[Aratoop]

Since you wished against yourself, Wish HQ decides to get rid of the problem and disposes of you...maybe with a little accident?

Spoiler

[close]

I wish for a cake.

[Gotcha!]

Granted, but it has been sitting in my cupboard for the last 20 years.



I wish my bike would never break down.

[TheHappyFace]

Granted! Its radioactive!

I wish for a wish to be wished