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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #810 on: July 22, 2013, 02:48:00 PM »

Granted!

I wi-
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #811 on: July 26, 2013, 07:50:51 AM »

You wish that you had a sloth?

Turns out the sloth hated you, and killed you really slowly in your sleep.


I wish I could enter books and become part of the story.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #812 on: July 26, 2013, 08:01:08 AM »

Granted! you entered the story of a book that's very dear to your heart. You are now a pillow.

I wish that when fish flew, they didn't fall down again.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #813 on: July 26, 2013, 08:10:37 AM »

Your wish is granted. Entire oceans lose their flying fish as they jump out of the water and float up into the sky to be incinerated by Earth's atmosphere.

I wish 0.6 will be released yesterday.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #814 on: July 26, 2013, 08:13:44 AM »

Ouch man!! I wanted them to be free! T~T

Granted, but the conflicting tenses in you wish tore a hole in the fabric of space/time. Luckily for you, the kind lady in the sky patched the hole back up again, and let you off with a caution.

I wish that fish were heat retardant.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #815 on: July 26, 2013, 08:20:01 AM »

Granted, fish can no longer be burned and cooked. Entire villages and cities in the southern world die of hunger because their main food supply and/or export product is now non-existent.
The few that dare to eat a raw fish die of various water-carried infections and diseases.

I wish for world peace.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #816 on: July 26, 2013, 08:21:54 AM »

Granted. All the humans are dead, the world is at peace.

I wish that the flame retardant fish could still be cooked by humans and eaten safely, because, because.

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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #817 on: July 26, 2013, 08:28:04 AM »

Granted! When aliens come to earth to sample our food, their leader dies after eating the chemically modified fish that was only non-harmful to humans. All human life is vaporized by giant death beams, except for you and a plate of fish.

I wish that I could jump into mah video games and play them like virtual reality!
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #818 on: July 26, 2013, 08:50:19 AM »

Granted! You jump into the first game that comes across and after having fun for hours you decide it's enough for today.
Unfortunately you then notice that you apparently can't jump out of games.
Have fun being shot at for the rest of your life.

I wish my wallet would never run out of 20 euro bills.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #819 on: July 26, 2013, 03:34:16 PM »

Granted! Though every time you take out one it bites you and flies away into an open flame.

I wish I could breathe fire.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #820 on: July 26, 2013, 03:45:31 PM »

Granted, you are choked to death by 20 euro bills. That's... Rich.

I wish that fish did not poison aliens.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #821 on: July 26, 2013, 07:18:39 PM »

Granted,when aliens come and people give them posined fish to kill them it fails and everyone gets killed.


I wish for the hound to become the best thing ever with NO FACTION USE IT BE ONLY FOR PLAYERS!!!!(Come at me patroo)
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #822 on: July 26, 2013, 09:16:27 PM »

@Hyph_K31
Granted, but when aliens come to earth, the leader eats the fish and is disgusted. Because humans are so puny, and have offended him, he decides to kill them anyways.

@Toughbrook
Granted, but the hound is to awesome for you. You forget how to pilot it and cruise right into a black hole, never to be seen again.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #823 on: July 27, 2013, 02:24:36 AM »

I wish that Foxer360 didn't kill this thread.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #824 on: July 27, 2013, 02:28:34 AM »

Granted. For a split second, the thread becomes soviet. Thread kills Foxer360. Sad thing though, the thread didn't have enough time, so he's still around.

I wish I could wake up with greater ease.
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