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[dogboy123]

Granted, you are immortal, yet you still age. Eventually you become a quivering, immobile mass of organs.

I wish my computer had a 2013 graphics card instead of a low-end 2007 one.

[Toughbrook]

Granted but the graphichs card just overloads your computer and explodes

[Toughbrook]

Oops,and i wish for more cheese

[Toughbrook]

Eeeeer is this dead :/

[ValkyriaL]

Granted! But the cheese is all rotten...

I wish i was a real cat instead of a fake one.

[NITROtbomb]

Granted but your pet dog eats you

I wish i never got sick again

[Gotcha!]

Granted. You're now the healthiest person on the planet. You star in many commercials, a serie and even two movies.
Unfortunately people get so sick of seeing you so damn healthy all the time, they gang up on you after you leave a movie premiere and beat you to an inch of your life. One person has been heard saying: "Look how healthy you are now! *evil laughter*"
After you regain your consciousness in the hospital you learn that they had to remove your spleen, a kidney and your liver.
You now need to walk around with all kinds of medical devices to keep you alive... but hey, at least you still won't get sick.

I wish I had an endless supply of chocolate icecream in my fridge.

[Vinya]

Granted- but the sick person who supplies it has each pale laced with psychoactive substances, eventually you become addicted and eat so many your stomach bursts, leaving you passed out on the floor of your kitchen with a bloated, freezing torso and drool pooling on the floor as your drug-addled mind begins to shut down.

I wish that I knew every word in the English language.

[Upgradecap]

Granted - you learn every single word in the english langauge, and as an added bonus, you get to learn no less than five (5) other languages for free, of your choosing!


Though, in order to fit that knowledge into your brain, we had to remove some redundant parts of knowledge away from your brain.

Unfortunately, this means your body forgot how to use the respiratory functions.

But, as an added bonus to that, now you can stay underwater for as long as you want to!

[Toughbrook]

Forgot-Xd

[ArkAngel]

I wish for restart of the starcontrol series! 

[Toughbrook]

Granted! But it ends up terrible and the develpors commit suicide


I wish for decent games envolving hover tanks

[PCCL]

granted, it involves hover tanks as a background element, but that's about it

I wish for some water

[Aratoop]

Granted! But Wish HQ got stuck on the relativistic nature of 'some' and decided that Io (the icy moon of Jupiter) should cover all the needs of 'some'. Now you've caused an apocalypse as the moon somehow flings free of Jupiter and heads directly for Earth where it lands, killing most all of humanity.

By a pure stroke of luck, this moon lands exactly where your glass, ready to be filled with water, once was.

I wish for my teeth to be set straight so I don't need to go through this orthodontic work.

[Gotcha!]

Granted! Your teeth are now set in two perfectly straight lines. Your jaw and skull have been widened to fit these really odd looking lines of teeth, making you look like an alien with a barnshed door for a mouth. People fear you now and you are cast out of society.


I wish I could create lightning bolts out of my fingertips just by thinking of it.