Granted! The computer you wished for arrives yesterday. The computer, is to say the least, brilliant. His name is Orlando, and he's the hight of sophistication; with the new "Genuine People Personalities" 6000 chip, and a cutting edge voice synthesiser. Whenever you say or do, or look at anything even remotely indecent, Orlando will berate you using words you hardly understand. After much brow beating and embarrassment, you throw Orlando into the bin.
I wish I knew why a Raven is like a writing desk.