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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #765 on: July 04, 2013, 09:53:04 AM »

Granted but the man who cut them for u ran away with them.

I wish for a good joke to cheer me up.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #766 on: July 04, 2013, 10:40:32 AM »

Granted but it cheers you up so much that you die from asphyxiation due to laughing so hard.



I wish to hold a world record.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #767 on: July 04, 2013, 01:08:57 PM »

Granted you now hold the record for the most banned person from the universe as wish HQ bans you from the milky way



I wish for an invinicble forcefeild
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #768 on: July 04, 2013, 02:31:11 PM »

Granted! You have a cubic invisible force field that is slowly getting smaller. And you are in it. Have a nice death!

I wish for a good and easy to use song creator for windows.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #769 on: July 04, 2013, 02:52:40 PM »

Granted. A little known software developer creates the perfect sound suite. Unfortunately, it costs way more than you can afford and also put all ofter such creators to shame, such shame that they revoked their services.

All you can do is paw at the imaginary window.

I wish that vacuum cleaners didn't suck.
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« Reply #770 on: July 04, 2013, 02:53:58 PM »

Granted! They don't! Enjoy your model vacuum cleaner that is now totally useless!

I wish for a pie
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #771 on: July 04, 2013, 03:41:43 PM »

Granted. You get a pie sent by yours truly (me) filled with an......

Explosive surprise. Enjoy being gibbed.


I wish that the next wish could not be ruined whatsoever in any way, form, or shape.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #772 on: July 04, 2013, 04:23:23 PM »

Granted! Thank you, Cappy!

I wish that wish was not true.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #773 on: July 04, 2013, 05:34:32 PM »

Granted! Thank you, Cappy!

Nono, you see, you have to ruin your own wish. In order to keep the game up.

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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #774 on: July 04, 2013, 07:42:48 PM »

;)

You can now only smile.

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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #775 on: July 04, 2013, 08:07:19 PM »

Granted,but a tiger driver laughs so hard and knocks the gunner into the scope and then you get hit by a HE shell fired from an 88mm cannon,lets just say you didnt have a good day

I wish for the ratte landcruiser
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #776 on: July 05, 2013, 05:54:43 AM »

Granted! A cruiser battleship named 'Ratte' has appeared on land for no apparent reason! It's hits the earth with a sickening crunch, and begins to sink into the mud. Soon there is nothing left of it to see.

I wish for a decent computer!
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« Reply #777 on: July 05, 2013, 09:43:31 AM »

Granted! The computer you wished for arrives yesterday. The computer, is to say the least, brilliant. His name is Orlando, and he's the hight of sophistication; with the new "Genuine People Personalities" 6000 chip, and a cutting edge voice synthesiser. Whenever you say or do, or look at anything even remotely indecent, Orlando will berate you using words you hardly understand. After much brow beating and embarrassment, you throw Orlando into the bin.

I wish I knew why a Raven is like a writing desk.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #778 on: July 05, 2013, 09:49:59 AM »

I...what? A raven is like a...?
Wish HQ decides to send you a writing desk,.

I wish I knew what he was talking about.
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Re: Ruin a Wish (forum game)
« Reply #779 on: July 05, 2013, 01:46:09 PM »


Wish not granted, as you puny mortal brain cannot store this level of information.



I wish to become a immortal.
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