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[Vaster]

Forum games are something to "play" when you're bored and have nothing else to do, for those who are unaware.

Rules:
Ruin a Wish goes like this. First poster makes a wish. Second poster grants said wish but in a devious way, and then makes another wish. The third poster does the same as the second poster.

Example:
Poster 1: I wish for a million dollars.

Poster 2: Granted. You get a million dollars, but it's all in pennies.

I wish I had a car.

Poster 3: Granted. There's a scrap hull from the junkyard sitting in your backyard now.

I wish I had a pony.


So let's start. I'll start off with something easy.


I wish I had a new TV.

[Vandala]

Granted:

I wish:
*censored* you really should know better by now. - Alex

EDIT: Dammit how is he so fast!!!

[Vaster]

Ah. I get one channel, and that one channel is watching fish watch other fish swim. Lovely.

Since your wish got ninja'd by super special awesome mcneato Alex I got fooled like a tool, I'll just post another one.

I wish for KNOWLEDGE!!!

[craftomega]

Ah. I get one channel, and that one channel is watching fish watch other fish swim. Lovely.

Since your wish got ninja'd by super special awesome mcneato Alex, I'll just post another one.

I wish for KNOWLEDGE!!!

Granted but it's only knowledge about scientology.


I wish for power.

[Uomoz]

Granted but your (super) power is to bring yourself hemorrhoids when you think about Starfarer.

I wish I could speak to cats.

[Hopelessnoob]

Granted buy they're all you can talk to now

I Wish for starfarer 1.0

[Upgradecap]

Granted, but your version is broken.

I wish for better ships........

[cp252]

Granted, but every ship in the game has been buffed, and badly balanced, and as a result you find the game less fun.
I wish cats were sentient and organised, in the human fashion.

[arcibalde]

Granted, but now they build themselves super advanced spaceships and left Earth for good. There is no single cat on entire Earth now.

Dang it, i wish cats return 

[Uomoz]

They returned! But they were twisted by the Warp and are now rapist monsters.

I wish I have a time machine.

[arcibalde]

Granted, but something terribly go wrong and you was sent in universe where Starfarer is real. You are now captain of Hound who is engaging, solo, Onslaught!

I wish world peace!

[cp252]

Granted, because the mutant rapist cats killed everyone and left again.

I wish I had some food.

[Uomoz]

Granted but the food is now sentient and you hear its screams while you eat it.

I wish I could have +1000 posts in my posts count.

[Zapier]

Granted, but now your IP has been banned from the forums for excessive post spam in a single second.

I wish I never had to sleep anymore.

[arcibalde]

Granted, and you are Sun now.

I wish i have 3 wishes!