Forum games are something to "play" when you're bored and have nothing else to do, for those who are unaware.
Rules:
Ruin a Wish goes like this. First poster makes a wish. Second poster grants said wish but in a devious way, and then makes another wish. The third poster does the same as the second poster.
Example:
Poster 1: I wish for a million dollars.
Poster 2: Granted. You get a million dollars, but it's all in pennies.
I wish I had a car.
Poster 3: Granted. There's a scrap hull from the junkyard sitting in your backyard now.
I wish I had a pony.
So let's start. I'll start off with something easy.
I wish I had a new TV.