If you aren't lucky, you might only find blueprints for a VCR
The blueprints for the tape media player had finally been secured. Ever since finding the ancient tape labelled "SWHS 19781117", you'd been on the lookout for a way to play it back. Your engineers assure you that it would be easy to build, and easy to modify to output its signal to a standard display unit. The fabbers should be done in an hour.
[-slow clap-] I see what you did there...
What did he do?
Star Wars Holiday Special, dude! The distilled quintessence of suck!
See:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Star_Wars_Holiday_Special#ReceptionYou've just got to read that article on the subject. George Lucas himself disowned the whole blob of fail, which other parties created and which he allegedly had little knowledge of until it was too late.
A small quotation --
On the 2010 television program Times Talk, New York Times columnist David Carr asked Carrie Fisher about the special; she said that she made George Lucas give her a copy of the special in exchange for recording DVD commentary for the Star Wars films. She added that she showed it at parties, "mainly at the end of the night when I want people to leave."
I'm still literally laughing out loud at how Elaron skillfully deadpanned that mention of the SWHS into his blueprints post. Well memed, comrade.