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Starsector => General Discussion => Topic started by: Locklave on October 16, 2020, 03:21:58 AM

Title: Alex pet bear
Post by: Locklave on October 16, 2020, 03:21:58 AM
I have captured your beloved pet 900lbs black bear Alex and demand to know when the next patch is coming.

On a side note what is the command to get the bear to stop biting my leg? I'm asking for a friend.

Is anyone else going nuts waiting? I know the answer is gonna be it's done when it's ready.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Grievous69 on October 16, 2020, 03:30:43 AM
Yea, even tho I can't affect it in any way, I'm still checking every hour or so to see if the patch notes or anything came out. It's like there's something inside me that keeps saying ''it's gonna happen soon''. It's become so bad I'm now the second user with the most online time here (after Alex ofc), which is crazy since my account isn't even that old. Although if it weren't for the current situation in the world I'd be far less eager and hyped. I reckon a fair amount of people that happen to play Starsector are bored to death now so maybe that's why there's more than the usual amount of ''release when?''.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: SCC on October 16, 2020, 03:57:55 AM
I don't check for release or patch notes specifically, but I open the forums whenever I'm bored, to see if there's a thread worth replying to.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Dread Lord Murubarda on October 16, 2020, 07:47:30 AM
congrats, asking "the question" pushes the patch back by 1 week, and any reply by another week. when will you guys learn?
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Alex on October 16, 2020, 08:56:29 AM
I'd just like to note that I read this thread title as a demand that I pet a bear.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Daynen on October 16, 2020, 09:46:24 AM
I check the announcements daily as well.  I won't rush anyone because I know that leads to failure; I'm just looking forward to it.

I would also like to pet a bear, should that be an option.  The bigger the better.  It's okay if it's Alex's bear.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Locklave on October 16, 2020, 01:11:36 PM
I'd just like to note that I read this thread title as a demand that I pet a bear.

Is that an option now, you don't sound against the idea.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Ryan390 on October 17, 2020, 09:22:19 AM
Lets not get Alex petting bears, we need him in full health if we have a hope of a release  ::)
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Satirical on October 17, 2020, 02:01:58 PM
congrats, asking "the question" pushes the patch back by 1 week, and any reply by another week. when will you guys learn?
so true!
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Histidine on October 17, 2020, 05:57:56 PM
In Soviet Russia*, bear pets you!

*and possibly everywhere else
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Mortrag on October 19, 2020, 04:54:16 AM
Just made an account to join the "bear kidnapping group".
Well, it's worth a try.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Daynen on October 20, 2020, 08:30:50 AM
Soooo...when's the bear coming out anyway?  We've got the party planned and everything.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Locklave on October 20, 2020, 02:34:09 PM
Just made an account to join the "bear kidnapping group".
Well, it's worth a try.

Isn't that Bearnapping?
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: basileus on October 26, 2020, 07:18:03 AM
Just made an account to join the "bear kidnapping group".
Well, it's worth a try.

Isn't that Bearnapping?

Cubnapping.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: DarkAlbino on October 27, 2020, 12:03:25 AM
I'm surprised no one already said something like "I can't Bear the wait" or somesuch.
Title: Re: Alex pet bear
Post by: Locklave on October 28, 2020, 06:11:04 PM
I'm surprised no one already said something like "I can't Bear the wait" or somesuch.

How very dare you! This is a super serious thread.