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Starsector => Lore, Fan Media & Fiction => Topic started by: drugon on March 13, 2017, 07:02:09 PM

Title: Starsector meme
Post by: drugon on March 13, 2017, 07:02:09 PM
So here are first impressions of Starsector from my friend.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/166929505888370688/291025788151660544/unknown.png)
Based on a meme that is known I guess only here - in Russia.
(https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/166929505888370688/291027441395433473/unknown.png)
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: AxleMC131 on March 13, 2017, 07:17:11 PM
*Tries not to laugh*

*Laughs anyway*
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: jn_xyp on March 21, 2017, 10:45:04 PM
Haha, very interesting
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: RandomnessInc on March 23, 2017, 07:45:12 AM
(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/76219281/yo-dawg-yo-dawg-so-i-heard-you-like-fighters-so-i-made-fighters-that-launch-fighters-while-your-figh.jpg)

(https://i.imgflip.com/1ly5d7.jpg)
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: RandomnessInc on March 23, 2017, 08:26:23 AM
Also, probably a good idea to rename this to starsector meme thread for easier recognition
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: cjuicy on March 23, 2017, 09:37:41 AM
Oh my. Those fighters sound like the infinite mirv's
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: RandomnessInc on March 23, 2017, 10:08:03 AM
Oh my. Those fighters sound like the infinite mirv's

(https://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/76222782/yo-dawg-yo-dawg-so-i-heard-you-like-mirvs-so-i-made-a-mirv-that-splits-into-mirvs-that-splits-into-m.jpg)
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: AxleMC131 on March 23, 2017, 02:07:54 PM
Only too happy to oblige!

(http://i.imgur.com/co6pZ5Q.gif)
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: Histidine on March 24, 2017, 10:00:09 PM
A story:

Spoiler
Convoy duty is always boring. Especially when you're the third officer on one of the escortees rather than the escorters.

You sit morosely on the command chair of the Atlas, waiting away the interminable hours on your watch. From the corner of your eye, you can see the nav tech is already opening up a holonovel on her personal device. You really ought to do something about it, especially given how narrow the hyper straits are here, but your ennui is so great you can barely lift your head.

Maybe it wouldn't be so bad to review the cargo manifest for the 14th time. You start to reach for the console...

The wailing klaxons drive all lethargy from your brain. Everyone on the bridge jerks upright, and the sensor tech starts screaming. "Multiple contacts! Oh lord, there must be fifty – no, a hundred of them!

A gross exaggeration, you know. The plot you bring up on your screen can't be showing more than two dozen of the unknown contacts... not that that's much of a comfort. The convoy and its pitiful escort would just disappear into nothingness if the fleet surrounding you decides to cleanse you from the stars. But even worse than the force size mismatch is the way the icons flicker in and out on the display, like ghosts...

One more ship appears directly in front of the convoy, the computers identifying it as a Doom-class. Not a second later, the communication console warbles noisily. "Chief... they're hailing us..." the officer whispers, sweat trickling down his forehead.

"Answer it, you fool!"

He hastily punches a few keys. The transmission that follows is voice-only; you're not sure whether that's a good or bad sign. "THIS IS THE TERRITORY OF THE TRI-TACHYON CORPORATION," the creepy voice intones. "LEAVE NOW OR FACE THE CONSEQUENCES."

No sooner does the message end than the Doom, and all the other mysterious ships with it, disappear from the plot. Like they were never there. A few moments later, everyone on the bridge exhales as one.

The access hatch whirrs behind you, and half a dozen heads jerk up. Thank goodness! It's the captain.

"What's going on here?" he demands, not quite running up to your seat. You're not sure you know how (or want) to explain, but you try your best.

When you're done, the captain shakes his head. "That's impossible. The TTs were driven out of the Pegasus cluster during the Second AI War. They haven't been back since."

THEN WHO WAS COMM?
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Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: cjuicy on March 24, 2017, 11:12:28 PM
THEN WHO WAS COMM?
The next chapter of Crossfire. That's who's on the comm.

Just kidding.
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: Cik on March 25, 2017, 06:02:02 PM
hi my name is katy but you can call me teh_penguin_of_d00m!!!@ i'm random and so i came to this place to meet other random people like myself etc etc
Title: Re: Starsector meme converting
Post by: drugon on March 28, 2017, 05:20:09 AM
Also, probably a good idea to rename this to starsector meme thread for easier recognition
Done.
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: SCC on April 21, 2017, 02:38:49 AM
Spoiler
Cyber bullying.
(http://i.imgur.com/HjSKDvw.jpg)
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Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: cjuicy on April 21, 2017, 09:06:00 AM
Meme term to archive:

Defleeted = For an enemy fleet to be defeated by removal of said fleet's existence.
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: AxleMC131 on April 21, 2017, 03:45:37 PM
Meme term to archive:

Defleeted = For an enemy fleet to be defeated by removal of said fleet's existence.

*takes a bow*
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: Cosmitz on April 30, 2017, 02:41:20 PM
(https://snag.gy/xKRq2O.jpg)
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: RandomnessInc on May 25, 2017, 07:33:54 AM
lol, sunless sea iirc
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: Bastion.Systems on May 25, 2017, 07:48:51 AM
<edited> -Alex
That was from 4chan general.
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: SCC on May 27, 2017, 01:31:11 AM
<edited> - Alex
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: CaptainWinky on May 30, 2017, 07:51:55 PM
I'm sorry

(http://i.imgur.com/65wZNXh.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/sZsDfrD.jpg)

<edited for content> "deus vult' has alt-right connotations and I don't want to see it here -Alex
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: AxleMC131 on May 30, 2017, 10:08:33 PM
@CaptainWinky I love it.  :P
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: adimetro00 on June 04, 2017, 07:33:41 AM
Oh boy.
The 4chan thread runs out. we lost our supplies of meme.
Give me more supplies.
Title: Re: Starsector meme
Post by: Alex on June 06, 2017, 07:07:59 PM
Locking this thread because seriously, what the hell. "deus vult", a meme with a nazi salute, and some "thot" and "give her the ***" just to round things out.

CaptainWinky, Bastion.Systems, cjusa, SCC: consider this a warning. More infractions of a similar nature will result in a temporary or permanent ban, depending on the substance of the offense. I don't have any tolerance whatsoever for this, or any inclination to spend time dealing with it in a nuanced manner.